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A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his dingaling.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his dingaling while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your dingaling.

3) Or finding out your dingaling fits through your wedding ring.

OUCH! That's gotta hurt!