Mi Perfil

1. Promise Nothing
Just do what you most enjoy doing.
Hidden benefit: You will always over-deliver.

2. Offer Nothing
Just share what you have with those who express an interest in it.
Hidden benefit: Takes the pressure off of wanting other people to see you as valuable or important.

3. Expect Nothing
Just enjoy what you already have. It’s

I am trapped in an elevator with nothing but a discarded book on quantum mechanics.

If am stuck in the elevator, then it matters not whether I believe in the mass beneath, or the cord above, I am still stuck in the elevator.

If I transcend my own elevator, and open those proverbial doors, I find neither mass beneath nor cord above, and simply another

I am often asked questions by people who could easily search the Internet for the answer and frankly, find it irritating to be treated as a walking encyclopedia.

 

I started responding with "I don't know, what does Google say?"

 

However, there are certain times when the knife twist of sarcasm is called for.

In such cases, I send 'em to