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May 27 Published in television, Songs, Russian, music video, music, Mental Health, Jokes, inspiration, Holidays, Hobbies, Health Care, happy time, Free, folk music, Extraordinary Sights by Polar Star | Comment (0)
Jun 30 Published in Technology, Poetry, More Musings, Jokes by fishodarryl | Comment (0)
Emerging from the depths of internet waterspace surges another mini-blog, squirming electrically into the school of user-generated meta-material. What is it and what does it do? The mini-blog skips erratically-- it pauses to peruse, causes new pursuit, plauses two routes, yet flaws make it fluke. Mini-blog is the naked you. Write! Be free, let loose! The
Jan 27 Published in Jokes by RamblingRose | Comment (0)
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
Nov 28 Published in Jokes by RamblingRose | Comment (2)
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
Oct 15 Published in Jokes by RamblingRose | Comment (0)
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Sep 21 Published in Little Stories, Jokes by RamblingRose | Comment (2)
Found this on Craigs List and just about spit out my milk:
My regular waxer was not available and I just could not bear the wild, untamed amazon bush jungle that my, well, bush had become for another day.
So I came to you on my lunch hour, Anonymous Vietnamese Waxer Lady who works at the cheapie nail place. We were mere strangers before this afternoon, but
Sep 13 Published in Jokes by RamblingRose | Comment (0)
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off of him.
Sep 05 Published in Jokes by RamblingRose | Comment (0)
Three women, two younger & a one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
Aug 23 Published in Jokes by RamblingRose | Comment (0)
For example, he walked barefoot, and his feet were often sore, despite toughening up.
He ate little and a vegan diet, which caused him not only to feel weak at times, but also to have kinda bad
Aug 22 Published in Quotes, Jokes by RamblingRose | Comment (0)
Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
-Jan King, pic from google
Jul 27 Published in Jokes by RamblingRose | Comment (0)
Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy; if the Pope won, they would have to convert or leave. The
Jul 04 Published in Quotes, Jokes by RamblingRose | Comment (0)
Driving home, I saw this sticker that made me laugh out loud:
Give me ambiguity,
Or give me... Something else...
Jun 30 Published in Jokes by RamblingRose | Comment (0)
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a